That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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