Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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