i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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