Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Randomize