i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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