She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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