Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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