8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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