Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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