youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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