If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Alive.
So much puke
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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