do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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