OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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