I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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