Don't you send me to vm
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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