Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
