I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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