i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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