i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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