She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Randomize
