How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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