did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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