You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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