How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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