I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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