I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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