Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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