no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My ass is underappreciated
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
A+ Viking dick
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
