Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
either way he was missing a nipple.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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