This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I got inside last night via doggy door
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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