I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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