I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
