I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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