he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
