You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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