Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I party with great urgency now.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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