Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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