how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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