i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
did i just pee glitter
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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