It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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