Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
only if we run a train.
done.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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