So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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