His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I am midnight drunk by noon
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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