Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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