Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
