i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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