Dual....:-)
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Randomize
