i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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