Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Randomize
