I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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