Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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