I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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