Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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