i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
