I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Me too!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He did a backflip because drugs
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