So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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