How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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