fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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